Reason #698 why I drink so much.
5:15 “Mommy, what are you doing?”
“Making dinner.”
“What is it?”
“Meatloaf, mashed potatoes, and corn.”
“Oooh, I don’t like that.”
“Yes, you do.”
“Is it ready?”
“No, it won’t be ready for a while.”
5:20 “Mommy is dinner ready?”
“Nope.”
“I’m hungry.”
5:25 “Is dinner ready yet?”
“No, it’s going to be a while.”
“Ohh, I can’t wait.”
“Whining isn’t going to make it cook faster.”
“But I want you to make it faster.”
5:35 “Is dinner ready?”
“No.”
5:40 “Is it ready yet?”
“No, stay out of the kitchen.”
5:45 “Mommy, I’m hungry!! I haven’t eaten in 27 days!”
“Go do something else.”
6:00 “Aahhh, mooo-mmm-eee. Is it ready?”
“No, I will tell you when it is ready.”
(flings himself on the floor)
Crunch, crunch, crunch. The stupid dog eats. Show off.
6:10 “What are you making?”
“Mashed potatoes.”
“Yuck I hate mashed tatos.”
“No you don’t”
“Yes I do.”
“Fine.”
“Are they ready?”
“Go play.”
6:15 “Is it ready?”
“NO! No, it is not ready!”
“But, I’m STARVING!!”
“No you’re not.”
“YES I AM”
“GO TO YOUR ROOM!”
6:20 “Is dinner ready now?”
“Almost, just a little longer.”
6:25 “I’m so hungry…”
“Sit down it’s ready.”
6:30 “Dessert?”
Twinisms 