Before there was a ‘Twinisms,’ there were ‘Johnisms.’ John is hysterical, sometimes he is trying to be funny. Other times, it just happens.
For your enjoyment…
I spent the day at the park on post. There were some troops having a picnic and playing loud music. I told Dallas they played Pour Some Sugar On Me.
John said, “Wait, what…oh I thought someone actually poured sugar on you. That’d be weird.”
Yes, John it would be very, very weird.
Later, I said I needed to dust because the birds were looking grungy.
I stole the phrase, ‘judgmental birds’ from my friend Heather. That’s what I said tonight, “I need to dust the judgmental birds.”
John said, “They look kind of cocky to me.”
I love him.