I’m writing this post and watching AI. I haven’t been interested in years, but that Steven Tyler is really something.
Anyway, we had more anatomy lessons today. Reese told his big sister Taryn he was going to punch her in the wiener. (yes, we have to deal with the hitting issue-whatever-this isn’t a parenting blog). So I explained to him that girls don’t have wieners, they have a vagina (again-call it what you want, not a parenting blog). Reese giggled at me like I was nuts (pun completely intended) and I had to tell him again that girls don’t have wieners. He got a very upset look on his little face, thought for a few seconds, and said, “do they go pee?” HA! Once I assured him that girls do go pee he was able to move on with his day.
At dinner tonight the teenagers were fighting about who had been in a real relationship. The conversation itself was complete nonsense. However, John said he went out with a girl for two and a half weeks. To this Taryn said, “Ummm do you know how long that is? Only like 10 days!” Ouch…they are really not spending enough time on school work.